{"id":4349,"date":"2012-09-06T07:55:52","date_gmt":"2012-09-06T05:55:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.com\/?p=4349"},"modified":"2012-09-06T07:55:52","modified_gmt":"2012-09-06T05:55:52","slug":"dear-fairy-godmother-please-grant-me-one-wish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.net\/?p=4349","title":{"rendered":"Dear Fairy Godmother, please grant me one wish&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As things stand, if I was to get my one wish today, here&#8217;s what I&#8217;d wish for&#8230;&#8230;someone to come in daily and cook healthy (and calorie-free) varied meals (including shopping for the ingredients) which would be loved by parents and teenagers alike.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing too difficult about that really.<\/p>\n<p>In fact it would only be taking over one of the multitudinous roles that I&#8217;m expected to carry out every day.<\/p>\n<p>Not too much to ask for&#8230;.but unfortunately, as you&#8217;ve probably guessed, it isn&#8217;t going to happen.<\/p>\n<p>The trouble is, I&#8217;ve lost my mojo&#8230;..it&#8217;s gone, fled to the hills and as a result disaster is looming. I&#8217;ve already been told that it was about time that there was a bit more variety (when I served lasagne for the second time in 3 weeks &#8211; lasagne is a lot of work, right and it&#8217;s my guaranteed &#8216;everybody loves it&#8217; menu&#8230;.what the heck!!!). Last night&#8217;s dinner was a complete disaster &#8211; the meat was so inedible that I threw it in the bin before we&#8217;d even started and told everyone to make do with mash, veg and what was, if I say so myself, a spectacularly delicious gravy. I won&#8217;t be taking an unidentifiable slab of meat out of the back of the freezer and trying to wing a Brassato again \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>So what would you do?<\/p>\n<p>I have a husband who eats out a lot in nice restaurants and has high standards, so fish fingers and the like are a no-no. He&#8217;s also a bit anti-British (what&#8217;s that about?). None of the children will eat fish or any of the things that I love (aubergines, anchovies, hummus etc), one of them barely eats enough to fill a fly and I&#8217;m always surreptitiously on the lookout for eating disorders (although I suspect she consumed enough junk food outside the house to keep her going for a very long time). All have long days and have to find their own lunches in the city and I do move mountains to try to make sure that we eat a family dinner together, even if there is a shift system on some evenings when people are out doing sport.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all left me feeling deeply,deeply uninspired and every day I just rake around in the freezer trying to find something that will do for dinner with the minimum of effort and preferably no shopping involved.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not good.<\/p>\n<p>This morning at 6.15 am, this was the sight at the breakfast table&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/12.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4350\" title=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/12.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/12.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/12-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m now filled with dread at the thought of trying to write a shopping list and head down to Migros.<\/p>\n<p>What would you do? No, what<strong> do<\/strong> you do when this feeling strikes, because I&#8217;m sure that there isn&#8217;t a woman out there who doesn&#8217;t feel like this sometimes?<\/p>\n<p>I need your help&#8230;.failing that, please send your fairy godmother my way!<br \/>\nHelen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As things stand, if I was to get my one wish today, here&#8217;s what I&#8217;d wish for&#8230;&#8230;someone to come in daily and cook healthy (and calorie-free) varied meals (including shopping for the ingredients) which would be loved by parents and teenagers alike. That&#8217;s all. Nothing too difficult about that really. In fact it would only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQtrc-189","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4349"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4349"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4352,"href":"https:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4349\/revisions\/4352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.runquiltknitwrite.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}