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Middle-aged nude plain ladies?

Thursday, October 25th, 2012

Well I bet that caught your attention! It certainly caught mine!

Yesterday I happened to look at the list of search terms that people had used to find my blog.

Middle-aged nude plain ladies? Sorry? Have I missed something? Have I EVER written a post about middle-aged plain ladies? I mean, in my sleep? Did my son hack his way into the server and create something I didn’t know about? HELLO? Has anyone ever seen me make reference to middle-aged nude plain ladies?, Middle-aged? Well that maybe, but plain? nude?

Sometimes the internet and search engines are a law unto themselves.

I’m sorry to disappoint you, but if you’re coming here looking for that sort of thing you got off at the wrong bus stop sonny.

We only do middle-aged beautiful ladies here and we keep the nudity to an absolute minimum.

Helen

Oh heavens, I don’t know what I’ve started…today someone is looking for ‘nude helen’. Er noooo, not here, if you’re a perv please go away. RIGHT NOW!

8 Responses to “Middle-aged nude plain ladies?”

  1. Susan Says:

    HeeHee! I got Older Lady Cooking and that really pissed me off.

  2. Gertie Pye Says:

    Ha ha! I changed my signoff after realising that somebody was searching for “Gertie XXX”

  3. Dianne Neale Says:

    I’ve never had anything even remotely odd on mine! i must be that plain middle aged lady, although thanksfully not nude!

  4. Julie Says:

    LOL!! I get the giggles when I check mine too.

    Some give me the creeps and I feel like reaching across the internet and choking people.

    Others make me laugh, like: “There’s a muskrat in my basement and I’m freaking out” or “why does my Schnauzer keep barking?” or “wart woman bottom winter.”

    I visit your blog not for nudity, but for humor, beauty, creativity, inspiration, and because you are my online friend. xxoo

  5. FlyingBlind Says:

    Ha ha ha classic, and you have fallen into the cunning trap and said ‘nude’ way too many times!

  6. diane stanley Says:

    I have never searched that. I gotta try it on my blog now.

  7. Annabella Says:

    I thought I was going to find you in a blogging Calendar Girls’ shot!

  8. Elisabeth Says:

    Ha, ha, ha! My blog was found by searching for a “fat bitch with glasses”. I was not impressed. Don’t know which is worse šŸ™‚